So, my friend Britt and I were talking. And when we get talking, crazy things happen. And when I say crazy, I mean completely-off-the-wall-sometimes-I-wonder-if-we-belong-in-a-home crazy. But, then again, it is fun crazy that we can look back and laugh or think upon.
Today, I thought I'd like to share with you our latest topic: What if the government is secretly brainwashing us or conforming us by giving us shots for "chicken pox" or the "flu" ?
Conspiracy for is a fun past time that we do when we'er bored. And out ideas fly and build and bounce off of one another's until it pretty much gets out of control. So, here's what we came up with:
The government is probably constricting our super awesome powerful superhero powers that we all actually have and they're just plain humans so they're jealous. Hence, they took away our powers by giving us vaccinations.
Why do we all have to have them? If we're going to get sick and die, why not just let it happen? I mean, it's natural selection, right? Maybe, just maybe, government officials are trying to stop us from reaching our full potential. After all, if you look at the facts, humans DO use very little of their brains, even though they're so big.
Perhaps it is possible that they can also control our memories. Now, here we get into the scifi weirdness, so you can either bare with it, or run away screaming.
Maybe the government causes us to forget all of our memories of extra-terrestrials and whatnot, and maybe what we perceive as reality, really isn't.
Have you ever considered the possibility that your dreams are what happen in the "real world" and what happens in the "real world" is really a dreams?
Here's another thing to consider: Most people in the world get the same vaccines, right? So, maybe possibly, there is only one government that causes everyone in the world to see the same "reality."
Yea. This is the kind of crazy banter we come up with. But you read it, right? ;) Hahaha! Enjoy the insanity!
Oh, and, if I don't post again, assume the government found us out and I'm hiding in the bunker. XD
(Please, no one take any of this seriously. We don't actually believe any of it and we're not crazy. We just felt like being a little bit more than a little odd.)
Hannah Haugen
The Daily Blahgger
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